It's not bad enough that I was made to be a woman for several days. NOW I have to deal with THIS

[The one talking gestures to himself - it looks like James Potter but the tone is definitely NOT James.]

and my body is being inhabited by a thick-headed, Quidditch-playing twit.

Is it so much to ask that I have my own body?

Okay. Who ever slipped my polyjuice potion is getting detention for the rest of the year?! Even if it's you Sirius.

This is just disgusting!

[The video feed clicks 'on' to reveal a familiar office but an unfamiliar office occupant. Instead of the greasy git we're accustomed to seeing here, dear Ducks, we see a rather surly looking woman.]

Either someone slipped me Polyjuice Potion or this is another virus. Which is it?

So I know if I should be looking to kill someone...

[The 'damn book', as Severus has taken to calling it, flips open of its own accord and begins to broadcast. What we see is a skinny man with black hair, poking around a bedroom - his bedroom. At present he has no shirt or coat on and so his pale torso is visible to all. He seems to be looking for something clean to put on as he already has his ( Read more... )

[The video feed clicks on to show the Snape we are all familiar scowling. Behind him, though, are two people people - one who looks a lot like Snape except older and much more world weary and then one who is a very small boy.]

I am guessing this is another virus.

A virus? What kind of virus? Does it make you puke up slugs?

Be quiet!

I demand ( Read more... )

[Have a view, people of DDD, of Severus Snape, sleeping in his four-poster bed. The bedding is green and silver - a perfect match for the house colors of Slythern. What is not a perfect match is the little cowboy hat perched on Severus's head as he sleeps.]

[OOC: I have decided that Snape won't be able to get the hat off his head because OMG so ( Read more... )

[OOC: Yes, two - I just wasn't going to combine this slightly more... PG-13-ish piece with that sweet post of Snape thinking about Lily. I just couldn't do it! xD And I REGRET NOTHING ABOUT THIS POST. HA!]

[She felt so good under him, her body lithe, skin smooth. Long ago they had done away with shirts and such and now it was just bare chests and ( Read more... )

[OOC: I've wanted to use that icon for a long time now. :D ALSO - feel free for this to be a true memory of Lily or just something Snape wishes were a true memory. Either/or works just fine for me.]

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[Can any of you hear what I am thinking ( Read more... )

[After his extremely unpleasant conversation with James Potter, Severus tries to sleep but every time he started drifting off to sleep James's voice echoed in his head -

Though how you can live with what you've done, I don't know.His eyes open as he finally gives up on sleep and decides to stare at the ceiling. The house suddenly seems so empty. ( Read more... )